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6:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Category Advertisement/Shopping
Rating
2.1
 
   
8:00am
The Middle
Season 5 Episode 17 of 24
The Walk A walk around the neighborhood makes Frankie and Mike realise that they need to work on being more interesting and charming to each other. Meanwhile, Sue finds that she cannot say no to any of the boys who ask her to prom - and ends up with several dates as a result

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
7.1
 
   
8:35am
The Middle
Season 5 Episode 18 of 24
The Smell Mike ends up as the new head coach of the girls' soccer team, which Sue is a member of. However, much to his chagrin, he finds that the players are more interested in personal issues than sport. Meanwhile, Frankie finds that the revolting smell in the house is coming from Brick, and Axl remains perplexed by the picture Cassidy painted for him. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
7.1
 
   
9:00am
The Middle
Season 5 Episode 19 of 24
The Wind Chimes Frankie begs her nemesis Rita Glossner to take down her annoying wind chimes. Meanwhile, when Axl and Hutch discover a discarded old couch, they try to find a way to salvage it. Elsewhere, not enough salt on a pretzel compels Brick to devise a new pretzel snack idea for the company, and Sue lets the family know that she and Darrin are dating again

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
7.1
 
   
9:30am
The Middle
Season 5 Episode 20 of 24
The Optimist Sue frantically tries to earn a college scholarship, and Frankie hopes to correct a mistake at work without her boss finding out. Meanwhile, Brick demands a formal apology from Mike after a misunderstanding. American comedy, starring Patricia Heaton

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
7.1
 
   
10:00am
Friends
Season 9 Episode 3 of 24
The One with the Paediatrician Monica accepts a job as chef at a famous Manhattan restaurant, while Chandler decides to split his working week between Tulsa and New York. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his list of clients because she keeps pestering him about Emma

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
10:30am
Friends
Season 9 Episode 4 of 24
The One with the Sharks Phoebe's fear that she may be about to lose her latest boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments. Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa, and Joey is upset to learn his date does not remember having previously slept with him

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
11:00am
Friends
Season 9 Episode 5 of 24
The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner The pals eagerly look forward to Phoebe's birthday dinner at a fancy restaurant, but Chandler and Monica have an argument just before setting off. Meanwhile, Ross creates a domestic crisis by locking himself and Rachel out of the flat - with Emma inside. Directed by and starring David Schwimmer, with Jennifer Aniston

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
11:30am
Friends
Season 9 Episode 6 of 24
The One with the Male Nanny Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny, while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of former boyfriend David, who left for a job in Minsk but now wants to rekindle their relationship. Guest starring Freddie Prinze Jr and Hank Azaria

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
12:00pm
Friends
Season 9 Episode 7 of 24
The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross makes Emma laugh by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment with a familiar face in a leading role. Phoebe fails to impress her boyfriend's parents, who encourage him to date someone else, forcing him to declare his love for her

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
12:30pm
Friends
Season 9 Episode 8 of 24
The One with Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Meanwhile, Joey forgets to turn up for the Days of Our Lives cast float. Guest starring Christina Applegate

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
1:00pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 5 of
The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest and play another game of 'repeat after me'

Category General Show/Game Show
(Subtitles)
Rating
5.4
 
   
1:30pm
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 7 of
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers

Category General Show/Game Show
(Subtitles)
Rating
5.4
 
   
2:00pm
Friends
Season 9 Episode 9 of 24
The One with Rachel's Phone Number Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, but has to hide from Joey after rejecting his offer of free basketball tickets. Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
2:30pm
Friends
Season 9 Episode 10 of 24
The One with Christmas in Tulsa Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate stays behind to keep him company. Unfortunately, she ends up making a pass at him, prompting him to take drastic action and quit his job altogether. Guest starring Selma Blair (Hellboy)

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
3:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Season 1 Episode 3 of 10
Comedy game show in which contestants have to predict how attractive other people think they are. Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan present

Category Game Show/Quiz
(Subtitles)
Rating
1
 
   
3:30pm
Your Face or Mine
Season 1 Episode 4 of 10
Comedy game show in which couples have to guess how attractive they appear to the public, the studio audience and a selection of surprise guests. Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan present

Category Game Show/Quiz
(Subtitles)
Rating
1
 
   
4:00pm
Friends
Season 4 Episode 10 of 24
The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his colleagues, and Phoebe composes a seasonal song for her friends. Monica has trouble asserting her authority at work and hires Joey so she can fire him in front of the staff

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
4:30pm
Friends
Season 9 Episode 7 of 24
The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross makes Emma laugh by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment with a familiar face in a leading role. Phoebe fails to impress her boyfriend's parents, who encourage him to date someone else, forcing him to declare his love for her

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
5:00pm
Friends
Season 9 Episode 11 of 24
The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Phoebe causes havoc on the set of Joey's TV show, while Chandler and Monica reconsider starting a family. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
5:30pm
Friends
Season 9 Episode 12 of 24
The One with Phoebe's Rats Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny, while Phoebe and Mike adopt a litter of rats. Melissa George and Dermot Mulroney guest star

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
6:00pm
Friends
Season 9 Episode 13 of 24
The One Where Monica Sings Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous. Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub and Joey seeks help to disguise a botched eyebrow-waxing. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney and Melissa George

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
6:30pm
Friends
Season 9 Episode 14 of 24
The One with the Blind Dates In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates, while baby Emma causes problems for Monica and Chandler's love life. Guest starring Jon Lovitz

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
7:00pm
Friends
Season 9 Episode 15 of 24
The One with the Mugging Ross discovers who mugged him as a child and Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start. Meanwhile, Joey endures a draining audition at the hands of a self-important actor. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum and Tenacious D's Kyle Gass

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
7:30pm
Friends
Season 9 Episode 16 of 24
The One with the Boob Job Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly, while Phoebe asks Mike to move in with her, but has second thoughts once it becomes clear he does not share her enthusiasm for marriage

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
8:00pm
Friends
Season 9 Episode 17 of 24
The One with the Memorial Service A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler. Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy, and weak-willed Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid contacting Mike. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
8:30pm
Friends
Season 9 Episode 18 of 24
The One with the Lottery Everyone except Ross pools their money to buy lottery tickets, but a disagreement about how to spend any winnings prompts a disdainful Phoebe to make a rash gesture. Chandler frets as he waits for a phone call that could mean a new job, and Rachel thinks Emma is close to saying her first word

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles) (Audio Described)
Rating
8
 
   
9:00pm
Film Along Came Polly (2004)
An obsessively cautious man, whose wife left him on their honeymoon, crosses paths with a wildly spontaneous former classmate who throws his well-ordered routine into disarray. Yet in spite of their different outlooks on life, he starts to fall for her. Romantic comedy, starring Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Debra Messing, Hank Azaria, Alec Baldwin and Philip Seymour Hoffman

Category Comedy
Rating
5.8
 
   
11:00pm
Your Face or Mine
Season 1 Episode 10 of 10
Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test, with Jodi-Ann and Andrew judging all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds

Category Game Show/Quiz
(Subtitles)
Rating
1
 
   
11:30pm
Bad Education
Season 1 Episode 1 of 6
Parents' Evening Comedy written by and starring Jack Whitehall as an unconventional teacher who is more juvenile than the students he instructs. It is parents' evening at Abbey Grove School, and Alfie is under pressure to mark his mock exam papers. However, after discovering that biology teacher Miss Gulliver has split from her boyfriend, he becomes distracted from his work and determined to secure a date with her. Mathew Horne and Sarah Solemani also star

Category Comedy
(Subtitles)
Rating
5
 
   
12:00am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 5 of
The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest and play another game of 'repeat after me'

Category General Show/Game Show
(Subtitles)
Rating
5.4
 
   
12:30am
Impractical Jokers
Season 9 Episode 7 of
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers

Category General Show/Game Show
(Subtitles)
Rating
5.4
 
   
1:00am
The Daily Show
Season 22 Episode 161 of
Trevor Noah takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Category Comedy
Rating
9.2
 
   
1:30am
South Park
Season 13 Episode 5 of 14
Fishsticks Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time, but end up in danger when rapper Kanye West fails to understand the punchline

Category Animated Movie/Drama
(Subtitles)
Rating
8
 
   
2:00am
South Park
Season 13 Episode 6 of 14
Pinewood Derby After Randy helps Stan cheat in a pinewood derby race, and an alien gangster's visit to South Park proves financially beneficial for the residents

Category Animated Movie/Drama
(Subtitles)
Rating
8
 
   
2:30am
South Park
Season 13 Episode 7 of 14
Fatbeard Cartman heads to Somalia, accompanied by Butters and a small group of recruits, to fulfil his dream of becoming a pirate. He promises them they will find paradise and buried treasure as soon as they reach Skull Island

Category Animated Movie/Drama
(Subtitles)
Rating
8
 
   
3:00am
South Park
Season 13 Episode 8 of 14
Dead Celebrities Ike is tormented by seeing dead celebrities, including Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, and David Carradine, so Kyle and the boys call on professional ghost hunters to help him

Category Animated Movie/Drama
(Subtitles)
Rating
8
 
   
3:25am
South Park
Season 13 Episode 9 of 14
Butters' Bottom B**** Butters pays Sally $5 for a kiss to improve his reputation with the boys, but things soon snowball when he spots an opportunity and becomes the `pimp' of a kissing business

Category Animated Movie/Drama
(Subtitles)
Rating
8
 
   
3:50am
South Park
Season 13 Episode 10 of 14
WTF The boys sign up for the school's wrestling team after going to their first live WWE event - but they find out that it is not quite the same as the wrestling they are used to

Category Animated Movie/Drama
(Subtitles)
Rating
8
 
   
4:15am
Two and a Half Men
Season 9 Episode 11 of 24
What a Lovely Landing Strip Walden seems to have moved on following his divorce, and is busy trying his best to impress a new love interest, only for Bridget to make another reappearance. Starring Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T Jones and Judy Greer

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles)
Rating
7.4
 
   
4:35am
Two and a Half Men
Season 9 Episode 12 of 24
One False Move, Zimbabwe! Walden is looking forward to meeting Zoey's parents over Christmas. However, a visit from his own mother brings early childhood memories to the surface and his reaction is less than merry. Comedy, starring Ashton Kutcher

Category Sitcom
(Subtitles)
Rating
7.4
 
   
5:00am
Teleshopping
A chance to buy bargains galore

Category Advertisement/Shopping
Rating
2.1
 
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